Revelations my novel

Finally my novel Revelations is selling well as a download and as a turn-the-paper-pages copy.  If you have not bought several for holiday gifts, remember it's a great read, funny, and if you buy four and stand on them, makes you really tall.  All best Sandy

All Things That Matter Press author of Dark Moon, Maggie Tideswell, has the perfect gift this season. Get an autographed copy of Dark Moon in paperback or kindle from kindlegraph

http://www.kindlegraph.com/authors/LunaMags

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some great books

Easy listening while you write down some of the great titles from my
publisher ATTMP http://youtu.be/qM6_CJUAd58 Books make great gifts.

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Do you like psychopathology? Enjoy a good symptom. Here's a true piece
by ATTMP author Ken Weene. http://www.besthealthbenefits.info/something-about-a-lads-jaw/

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Here's a fun book to give someone

Hi there Random Downcast Person: Tired of politics and economic downturns?

Escape into the funniest novel you’ll read this year

REVELATIONS BY SANDY COHEN

http://www.amazon.com/Revelations-Sandy-Cohen/dp/0984621695/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1320092153&sr=8-1

#police brutrality in California

is it the characters my books who are crazy, or the characters OUTSIDE ?

WHAT I AM!!!

 http://salbuttaci.blogspot.com/2011/11/sandy-cohen-just-who-is-sandy-cohen.html

Billy Shakespeare wrote his own

Don't let the Hollywood guys fool you--only Billy Shakespeare his plays.  Waaay too much bio evidence supports it

#serenity in a world strewn with thorns

Here's my saying of the day--I forget who I "borrowed" it from --maybe Father DeMello:
The radical wants to carpet the word the guru to slipper his own feet.

#great book

http://theturnofthekarmicwheel.blogspot.com/2011/10/vic-fortezza-just-who-is-he.html

#congress

The median IQ is 100.  Which side of the scale is YOUR congress person on?

#Sleep is an Addiction

A friend of mine reports that at roughly 24-hour intervals, he actually loses consciousness for quite some time.  This is a serious problem.  what he calls "periodic unconsciousness" is either “being a politician” or “sleep.” I suspect it is the latter.  Sleep is an addiction and it an be cured! Not only is it an addiction, it is a 100% deadly addiction—Scientific Fact: 100% of people who indulge in sleep die! Do not do this. Break the addiction. Start by staying awake for most of the work day. Then the entire day, then cut back on this sleep thing at night one hour at a time until you stay awake for 24, then 47, then 96 hours. By then you will have cured yourself of Sleep Addiction and will never need sleep again.

 

Yo Where are the Jobs

Wait a minute--those JOB CREATORS have had their tax cuts since the Bush administration. When do they start creating the jobs?

Revelations is FUNNY

funniest, wisest book you'll read this year?  REVELATIONS by Sandy Cohen

The Meaning of Life Explained

What is the Meaning of Life?  Asking that is like asking the meaning of a flower. Life has no meaning; it is an experience to be enjoyed, like the fragance and beauty of a rose

The Key to Happiness

Here's the key to happiness: take everything as a compliment

#Labor Day?

Self-employed novelist?  THAT doesn't quualify me for Labor Day/

#Labor Day?

Self-employed novelist?  THAT doesn't quualify me for Labor Day/

#ACTION ADVENTURE #COMDEY

ACTION ADVENTURE THE VIPER'S SON
SERIOUS COMDEY  REVELATIONS

#HURRICANE ADVICE

THIS IS FROM  A HURRICANE VET: STAY INSIDE AND DON'T LET THE EYE OF THE STORM FOOL YOU. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY THE CALM

A NEW CLASSIC

What should we expect from a classic children’s tale? Imaginary gardens with real toads in them? An enchanting story told with wisdom and great charm? One you can read aloud to your own precocious, nearly-perfect child, then read again yourself for the adult insights and delights it reveals and the places of enchantment that it takes you to? Choose all of the above and enter into the plausible and implausible wise and whimsical, alluring world Professor Studdard has created for you in Six Weeks to Yehidah. It’s a story destined to be an adolescent-adult classic. Enter this wonderful world of the almost perfectly mannered Miss. Annalise of the Verdant Hills in this tale of wonder and delight. Take a child with you or be one yourself as you travel through the real imaginary places of clouds and seascapes and great truths. Your only regret will be that the story ends, though, of course, in it’s ending is it’s beginning, and the promise that one can begin again. Learning universal truths has never so much fun.

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#Tim Pawlenty DON'T DISPARE!

Dear Mr. Palenty and both of your ardent supporters:  You must feel sad today.  Well forget your troubles by reaind my new novel REVELATIONS, the funniest non-political book you'll read this year or your money back!!  Good Luck with THIS  Sandy Cohen

Here's a great read

Here;s a great contest to enter to promote Melissa Studdard's great new book, SIX WEEKS TO YEHIDA http://www.melissastuddard.com​/#!contest  She is offering a gift certificate to Yahoo to the winner and the book is wonderful!  All best, Sandy

#sick of Congress, Sick of the Economy? ESCAPE!

Hi, there, Random Downcast Person:
 Are you sick of the Economy  And Congress, too?  Escape into my world: Revelations, the funniest book you will read this year!  No politics, and no artificial ingredients, just pure fun and philosopphy! At Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or All Things That Matter Press!

#congress #humor

Is it possible to go ahead and buy a new Congress now?  Do you know when they go on sale?

Okay, let me get this straight: this guy commits a heinous act of terrorism to protest heinous acts of terrorism? If you've read Phillip Harris's Waking God Trilogy or his Collected Messages, or Kenneth Weene's Memoirs From The Asylum, you'll find some interesting solutions.

The Viper’s Son is a tale of intrigue, mystery, greed, murder, betrayal, revenge, and, ultimately, redemption weaving through two generations and two continents. It begins in Germany, in the closing days of World War II along the coast of Florida, when the Nazi high command stepped up their real-life secret mission of sabotage along the eastern shores of Florida burying explosives on the beaches, delivered by the same U-boats that had been doing so much devastation to American shipping throughout the war. But this secret mission is something else as well, something even more sinister and cynical, something the Nazi high command has trained their special forces for years to prepare for the inevitable defeat of the Reich and their ultimate revenge.

Combine these elements with real-life modern international land fraud and betrayal of the most sacred trusts of all, and the fuse is lit. Are such men and women still out there and still as dangerous? When wealth beyond imagining and local political power that borders on tyranny clash, these things can and have happened here in America, and will again when sociopaths without conscious grasp for them.             

Is this luck or what

I was fishing in my kayak when a storm came up and I started to row to the dock. Mr. Moron In A Motor Boat sped by me at about ten feet away and swamped me, causing me to nearly go overboard in the storm. As he appproached I gave him the universal "slow down" sign with both hands.  As he went by I gave him the universal "is this your IQ or your sperm count" sign with one hand.  When I got back to my car, dragging my kayak, I discovered my car keys and cell phone (in a transparent plastic waterproof case) were gone. I was stuck! Did I maybe drop them at the boat ramp? I walked back and checked, Nope. The people putting their boat in (by now the rain had stopped) asked what I was doing. They loaned me their cell phone so I could call for help. I called my wife who gets off work at five (it was 1) and sat down by my kayak for the long wait. Many, many mosquitos had lunch. In fifteen minutes, the guy who loaned me the cell phone came up and said, "It's your lucky day, Mister- we saw your keys and cell floating out in the harbor!" It's a big body of water and the transparent case must have looked like a tiny jelly fish and the seas were mighty choppy. How could the only people on the water who knew I lost the case have even seen it? Should I or they have played the lottery? All best to you Sandy Cohen, author of The Viper's Son and Revelations, A Novel

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Hi, I'm Sandy Cohen, writer, former commentator on public radio, kayak fisherman, bookbinder, jazz musician, dad, husband, former professor, and Other Stuff.  I have lived in Florida, China (where I was in a feature length movie, "Do Not Disturb"), Georgia, Virginia and New York.  My published novels are The Viper's Son (action adventure) based on a true story about WWI when Nazi U boasts often landed on the shores of Florida, and Revelations, a serious-funny book about a guy who goes to Greece and meets Abis, part Native -American and part madman.  He's a kind of trickster god who leads Manny-Man through Greece and the bogs and barrier islands of Georgia looking for Abis's boss, Willy Love, and back to life.  You can see my book trailer at Author SandyCohen.com (the Sandy Cohen spot was taken by a guy who doesn't exist.)